Today I had a desperate plea from the
Boris Johnson mayoral campaign warning me that Hugo Chavez, Lee Jasper, George Galloway, Bob Crow and Lutfur Rahman all want Ken to win. (Red Ken, that is.) It's neck-and-neck, scream the headlines. Sorry, Boris; I don't care for scaremongering. Put down those
Cheeky Girls and give me one reason I should for vote for any of the fat cats on offer. You're all a waste of space. Not one of you mentioned the plague of brown rats in London.
